I find it interesting that in all the time I’ve known the story of The Ugly Duckling, it never occurred to me until now to question how the hell a swan egg got into a duck’s nest in the first place.
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i’m so tired of being an american white girl because tumblr makes me feel ashamed of myself lol