I find it interesting that in all the time I’ve known the story of The Ugly Duckling, it never occurred to me until now to question how the hell a swan egg got into a duck’s nest in the first place.
“Our designer is amazing. By the time I put on the wig, the corset and the belt that squeezes out your lungs, I’m already uncomfortable and slightly angry.”
pardon me my good
uh…
sir.
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i’m so tired of being an american white girl because tumblr makes me feel ashamed of myself lol
“I’d say a man is someone who is honest, strong-minded, moral, genuine, just a good human being.”
